RolandPM

På G&G, en lokal supermarket, får jag syn på den svenska vodkan Svedka. Runt flaskhalsen en liten broschyr som jag snappar åt mig. Brännvinet får dock stå den här gången.

Så här säljs vodkan:

Not long ago, in snow covered Lapland, two beautiful Swedish sisters were out walking their reindeer, when they came upon a man frozen in a block of ice. They brought him home and thawed him out, as only Swedish women can. Suddenly he opened his eyes and said, “Where is my vodka!”

Och sen lite tjafs om hur denna man, “known as Sven the Smooth”, bränner vodka på de finaste råvaror. Texten ackompanjeras av två topless snyggingar som döljer behagen bakom en skylt med texten, “Try something Swedish Tonight”.

Det ska jag.